Do You Know That Computer And Internet Owns Your Life?

August 15, 2007 – 10:33 pm | by Beni | 281 views
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Do you know that computer and Internet owns you? If you are not sure, how can you tell such thing? Does your computer rule your life? Check the questionnaire below and learn if you are owned. Here are 25 signs that it does.

  • You can’t remember the last time you wrote an entire paragraph using a pen and paper.
  • You consider Internet a basic utility.
  • Between your Internet and your TV, you would rather lose your TV.
  • Between your Internet and your phoneline, you would rather lose your phoneline.
  • The Internet IS your phoneline.
  • You carry a flash drive in your purse or pocket.
  • You carry a laptop with you wherever you go-or you wish you could.
  • You have a callous on your right wrist, where you rest your hand when you use your mouse.
  • Your “diary” is not protected with a lock and key, but with a username and password - and it is open to be read by anybody in the world.
  • You‘ve joined an online forum and regularly post messages on it.
  • You are - or have been - a member of a Yahoo group.
  • You‘ve watched 1,500 orange-clad prisoners dancing “Thriller” on YouTube.
  • You know the meaning of the word “google” - and if you don’t, you simply Google it.
  • When you hear the word “spam,” you don’t think of food.
  • You‘ve bought and sold things on eBay.
  • You‘ve had an online love affair.
  • Half your friends only know you by your username.
  • The other half know your real name AND your username.
  • You‘ve mastered computing the time in several different time zones because of all those online meetings you schedule with your Internet friends.
  • You no longer buy greeting cards; you get them free online and send them through email.
  • You no longer buy newspapers; your morning news is regularly sent to your inbox.
  • You no longer buy calendars; you use the one in your email reader or taskbar.
  • If your wall clock suddenly disappeared, you wouldn’t miss it very much either.
  • You don’t keep pictures of your kids in your wallet, but you set them as your wallpaper and screen saver.
  • You need a computer to view your children’s photos.
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    1. 9 Responses to “Do You Know That Computer And Internet Owns Your Life?”

    2. Except one point, I am possessed, but I like it… :D

      By akull-naja c-ch on Aug 16, 2007

    3. i’m curious about that single point you said :)…
      let me guess, 16th, 19th or 25th (the last one).
      am I right in any of those?

      By Beni c-unknown on Aug 19, 2007

    4. It was ment to make you curious and to leave you in the most profond doubt.:P :)

      By akull-naja c-ch on Aug 20, 2007

    5. There’s some truth to this list and i hate to admit because we have become so dependent upon the internet. There’s a few things on this list that i haven’t done, but the other yep, i’m guilty, i guess my life is owned by internet:))

      By belle_fleur c-us on Aug 23, 2007

    6. hey there is always something we didn’t accomplish from that list :) just don’t try to accomplish all those. I remember, back in time when I was “young” :P those days (not hours, days) spent in IRC. Believe it or not, at the time being it’s more than two years that I don’t have mIRC installed on computer.
      As good old Tex would say;
      “git a reel liive on th’ hills outsidar”

      By Beni c-unknown on Aug 23, 2007

    7. @ akull-naja
      lol aklli, I’ve to admit; now I’m more curious than before… I’m sure the others too :)

      By Beni c-unknown on Aug 23, 2007

    8. aklli, we’re still waiting, so don’t be shy and tell us:))

      By belle_fleur c-us on Aug 25, 2007

    9. Non, non, et non! :)))

      You guys already know a lot about me. Let me be a bit “misterious”… :P :)

      By akull-naja c-ch on Aug 26, 2007

    10. hmmm….uuufff I am saved….thx god

      I am not as addict as I thought I was…I feel better now :D

      well for Aklli, I think it’s the first one….here in Europe we have a lot of administration papers…so…no choice we have to write :D

      Then Aklli? :D

      By Ervivi c-fr on Aug 29, 2007

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